These dirty clothes are not more than an inch away from the laundry basket! (clothes hamper, but I hate the word "hamper". I don't know why.)
Can someone please explain the logic in this? Maybe he's a really bad shot? Maybe he's teetering on they're clean, NO, they're dirty! and just can't commit?
That's all. Not really rant-worthy, but definitely has me cocking my head to one side.